The fifth reason that I am having an affair is because I know exactly what I want. I'm not the type to walk around a store waiting for something to jump out at me and scream, "you can't possibly go another day without owning me." I go in with a purpose, with an exact item in mind. And I find it.
When my marriage started to loose its luster, I decided that I would not be losing mine. My relationship with my husband isn't sexy, but I still am. And my mind kept going back to a guy that I dated in college. He had shoulder length, black, shiny hair and a dreamy Spanish accent. When I checked my closet there was no sexy Spaniard to be found. So I went out and got one.
I found him online, the same way I shop for most things. He had excellent reviews. The rest is in my letter to Penthouse.
The number five reason that I am having an affair is because I get exactly what I want.
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